Obama: He Ventured Forth to Bring Light to the World

Posted By Anders On July 30, 2008 @ 00:52 In English, Euromed | No Comments

[1] The Times Online has this brilliant article on Obamas recent journey 

The world and in particular the schemes of the EU and its Arab “partners” are very gloomy affairs. Therefore this:

The anointed one's pilgrimage to the Holy Land is a miracle in action - and a blessing to all his faithful followers
And it came to pass, in the eighth year of the reign of the evil Bush the Younger (The Ignorant), when the whole land from the Arabian desert to the shores of the Great Lakes had been laid barren, that a Child appeared in the wilderness.The Child was blessed in looks and intellect. Scion of a simple family, offspring of a miraculous union, grandson of a typical white person and an African peasant. And yea, as he grew, the Child walked in the path of righteousness, with only the occasional detour into the odd weed and a little blow.

When he was twelve years old, they found him in the temple in the City of Chicago, arguing the finer points of community organisation with the Prophet Jeremiah and the Elders. And the Elders were astonished at what they heard and said among themselves: “Verily, who is this Child that he opens our hearts and minds to the audacity of hope?”

In the great Battles of Caucus and Primary he smote the conniving Hillary, wife of the deposed King Bill the Priapic and their barbarian hordes of Working Class Whites.

And so it was, in the fullness of time, before the harvest month of the appointed year, the Child ventured forth - for the first time - to bring the light unto all the world.He travelled fleet of foot and light of camel, with a small retinue that consisted only of his loyal disciples from the tribe of the Media.

He ventured first to the land of the Hindu Kush, where the Taleban had harboured the viper of al-Qaeda in their bosom, raining terror on all the world. And the Child spake and the tribes of Nato immediately loosed the Caveats that had previously bound them. And in the great battle that ensued the forces of the light were triumphant. For as long as the Child stood with his arms raised aloft, the enemy suffered great blows and the threat of terror was no more.

From there he went forth to Mesopotamia where he was received by the great ruler al-Maliki, and al-Maliki spake unto him and blessed his Sixteen Month Troop Withdrawal Plan even as the imperial warrior Petraeus tried to destroy it.

And lo, in Mesopotamia, a miracle occurred. Even though the Great Surge of Armour that the evil Bush had ordered had been a terrible mistake, a waste of vital military resources and doomed to end in disaster, the Child's very presence suddenly brought forth a great victory for the forces of the light.

And the Persians, who saw all this and were greatly fearful, longed to speak with the Child and saw that the Child was the bringer of peace. At the mention of his name they quickly laid aside their intrigues and beat their uranium swords into civil nuclear energy ploughshares.

From there the Child went up to the city of Jerusalem, and entered through the gate seated on an ass. The crowds of network anchors who had followed him from afar cheered “Hosanna” and waved great palm fronds and strewed them at his feet.

In Jerusalem and in surrounding Palestine, the Child spake to the Hebrews and the Arabs, as the Scripture had foretold. And in an instant, the lion lay down with the lamb, and the Israelites and Ishmaelites ended their long enmity and lived for ever after in peace.

As word spread throughout the land about the Child's wondrous works, peoples from all over flocked to hear him; Hittites and Abbasids; Obamacons and McCainiacs; Cameroonians and Blairites.

And they told of strange and wondrous things that greeted the news of the Child's journey. Around the world, global temperatures began to decline, and the ocean levels fell and the great warming was over.

The Great Prophet Algore of Nobel and Oscar, who many had believed was the anointed one, smiled and told his followers that the Child was the one generations had been waiting for.

And there were other wonderful signs. In the city of the Street at the Wall, spreads on interbank interest rates dropped like manna from Heaven and rates on credit default swaps fell to the ground as dead birds from the almond tree, and the people who had lived in foreclosure were able to borrow again.

Black gold gushed from the ground at prices well below $140 per barrel. In hospitals across the land the sick were cured even though they were uninsured. And all because the Child had pronounced it.

And this is the testimony of one who speaks the truth and bears witness to the truth so that you might believe. And he knows it is the truth for he saw it all on CNN and the BBC and in the pages of The New York Times.

Then the Child ventured forth from Israel and Palestine and stepped onto the shores of the Old Continent. In the land of Queen Angela of Merkel, vast multitudes gathered to hear his voice, and he preached to them at length.

But when he had finished speaking his disciples told him the crowd was hungry, for they had had nothing to eat all the hours they had waited for him.

And so the Child told his disciples to fetch some food but all they had was five loaves and a couple of frankfurters. So he took the bread and the frankfurters and blessed them and told his disciples to feed the multitudes. And when all had eaten their fill, the scraps filled twelve baskets.

Thence he travelled west to Mount Sarkozy. Even the beauteous Princess Carla of the tribe of the Bruni was struck by awe and she was great in love with the Child, but he was tempted not.

On the Seventh Day he walked across the Channel of the Angles to the ancient land of the hooligans. There he was welcomed with open arms by the once great prophet Blair and his successor, Gordon the Leper, and his successor, David the Golden One.

And suddenly, with the men appeared the archangel Gabriel and the whole host of the heavenly choir, ranks of cherubim and seraphim, all praising God and singing: “Yes, we Cain."

But of course we cain. Because the child proclaims, we have finally achieved the global citizenship in common - the New World Order, which Hitler also wanted  -  as this malicious
[2] Sky News Video says.

Now Berlin being a city of many sins, the child stayed there so long to demonstrate the ways of good (some heretical persons whispered: beer) that little time was left him for his further visits - which  angered the Gauls and the Britannici. For they thought to have defeated the Germans  - so that they should have at least as much time with the child.

Because of his refreshing deeds in Germania no time was left him to see [3] wounded US-Legionaires at Sedes Terrae (Landstuhl). Some muttered, however, that this was due to the fact that the media access to the hospital is prohibited and so no one could report his good deeds to the plebs (electorate)  - especially since the same thing happened in Lundinium, Britannia.

Alas, the light faded swiftly. The loving disciples of the media betrayed him like a crowd of  Judas´es although it was not yet Easter time because they thought the Master gave them stones in stead of bread and that the 12 scrap baskets were just filled with empty waste paper –as was the “food” he gave the crowds.

[4] So they began to call him haughty .

And they began discrediting him for lying and for having miguided them, and they wrote:”The campaign was irked by the Times' latest poll and accompanying front-page piece titled "Poll Finds Obama Isn't Closing Divide on Race," which was running in the morning's paper.”
Alas, isn´the Messiah expected to be the great prince of reconciliation?

Some people began to whisper: “If he is not the Messiah – who is he then?” Could the light he brings into the world come from the burning furnaces below? From those illuminated /the enlightened ones who change darkness into light, light into darknes, good into evil and evil into good? Some began to think that this child of light does as  [5] the Islamites do, not giving [6] birthday nor Christmas presents[6]   because he really does have an [7] Islamitic past  – and renegade Islamites are in [8] mortal danger (sura 9:14), you know - which the Child obviously not is as of yet. 

Could it be that the child of light only had the support of a [9] subordinate Demon
Some even wrote this blasphemy about the child of light :” His an [10] absolutely empty frame which can be filled as you like – by his masters - - Brzezinski & Friends”.

And what was even worse: The favourite of the prince of Darkness,  [11] son of Cain,  caught the opportunity for his own dirty benefit. And he has the [12] support of God Mammon, who owns the media and whom some call the Man of the Red Shield, king of the world. But as both are so obedient, the High Priests of the Red Sign also [13] gives to the Child in plenty. And this man´s right arm is the nasty Rocker Fellow, [14] king of the marano Jews.

May God of the heavenly light show mercy on all of us who look for the light above in stead of the light from below brought to the world by the light-bringer (Lucifer in Latin) of the illuminated ones, those who do their worst to overruf the light from above ![15]

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URLs in this post:
[1] The Times Online: http://www.timesonline.co.uk/tol/comment/columnists/gerard_baker/article4392846.ece
[2] Sky News Video: http://www.rightpundits.com/?p=1779
[3] wounded US-Legionaires: http://freerepublic.com/focus/f-news/2051970/posts
[4] So they began to call him haughty: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2008/07/25/opinion/main4294631.shtml
[5] the Islamites: http://qa.sunnipath.com/issue_view.asp?HD=1&ID=2106&CATE=115
[6] birthday nor Christmas presents: http://www.politico.com/news/stories/0708/12035.html
[7] Islamitic past: http://www.examiner.com/a-534540~Can_a_past_of_Islam_change_the_path_to__president_.html
[8] mortal danger: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostasy_in_Islam
[9] subordinate Demon: http://adereview.com/blog/?p=38
[10] absolutely empty frame which can be filled as you like: http://bavaria-for-ron-paul.blogspot.com/2008/07/meine-meinung-zu-obama.html
[11] son of Cain: http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2007/08/22/politics/main3193619.shtml
[12] support of God Mammon: http://www.guardian.co.uk/world/2008/apr/29/johnmccain.uselections2008
[13] gives to the Child: http://www.das-gibts-doch-nicht.info/seite4945.php
[14] king of the marano Jews: http://www.israelect.com/reference/WillieMartin/NEWS-11.htm
: http://www.israelect.com/reference/WillieMartin/NEWS-11.htm%20%20and%20owner%20of%20its%20most%20imp